Below are original English translations of a variety of Ana María Shua’s fictions, translated by Steven Stewart. Click here for an interview with the author.

Bearded Lady and Man as a couple.
A Bearded Woman
Some stories don’t even give your imagination a chance.
On a trip through Mexico in 1854, a circus promoter noticed the servant girl of one of his hosts. She was a shockingly hairy girl of twenty or so years. She looked like a bearded orangutan. She had protruding jaws, a double row of teeth (like a dogfish), a slim waist, and natural feminine grace. We don’t know if she followed him for love, money, or adventure, or to escape the tragic tedium of her life. The promoter exhibited Julia Pastrana all over the world; he made her famous and possibly happy.
She was already a pro when Theodore Lent met her. To swipe her from her agent, he married her. That way, in addition to getting what she made at the circus, he could sell much more expensive tickets to their own house, where the monkey woman would serve tea to the astonished guests. Lent got his wife pregnant and sold tickets to the birth, which took place in Moscow in 1860. The baby was born with the same characteristics as its mother and died two days later. Julia died three days later, always surrounded by spectators. Lent had the corpses embalmed and sold them to the University of Moscow. Nevertheless, when he learned that the university was exhibiting the mummies for “scientific” reasons, he reclaimed the bodies of his wife and child and took them with him to exhibit throughout the world. Some time later on, in Sweden, Theodore Lent married another bearded woman. He died insane in 1880.
Some stories don’t even give your imagination a chance.
The Tree Man of Java
Dede Koswara, the tree man of Java, is afflicted with a rare variant of human papillomavirus. Knot-like warts deform his extremities, making them look like tree branches. Through a costly surgical procedure, fifteen pounds of warts and calluses were able to be removed, but these soon started growing again. For a time, Koswara, who is the father of two children, was forced to work in a Badung circus to earn money for food. Luckily he no longer has to go back to the circus: thanks to a well-paying special on the Discovery Channel, he’s been able to buy some land for growing rice and a used car that he can’t drive with his branch-like hands. Not even Barnum paid his freaks so well (but neither did they have such a big audience).
Nevertheless, one shouldn’t spurn the trees’ opinion, who have a different perspective on the whole situation.
The Ambassadors from Mars
The brothers George and Willie Muse were kidnapped by unscrupulous promoters. They were first exhibited as Iko and Eko, the Ecuadorian Cannibals, and some years later as the Ambassadors from Mars.
In reality only one of them, Willie, was a Martian, but he never achieved the rank of ambassador. He was sent to earth and was implanted into his supposed mother’s womb at the same instant George was conceived. The original plan was that he would develop and be born as the twin brother of any old child.
Unfortunately for the planned invasion, the other occupant of this particular uterus turned out to be a very rare combination of genes: a black albino. The twins were so strange that they soon became circus attractions and the Martian operatives, not wanting attention, abandoned the experiment. Willie Muse died on Earth, at 108 years of age, 30 years after his twin brother.
Tiny Lucia Zarate
As an adult, the Mexican Lucia Zarate was twenty inches tall. She weighed five and a half pounds and was perfectly normal in every other way. She was the best-paid dwarf in history. In 1880 she earned no less than twenty dollars an hour. She died one night of hypothermia when the train she was traveling on got stranded in the Sierra Nevada mountains.
Those who go on a pilgrimage to the site of her death consider her an intercessor before deity. Sitting at the feet of God’s throne, she is the only one in the whole hierarchy of saints who is capable of resolving the small problems the others disdain. We plead with you oh smallest Lucia to save us from calluses, bad breath, untimely visitors, people who talk at the movies, food stains on clothing, and itchy allergic reactions.
Secret Wish
Deep in the heart of every child, every mother, every spectator, lies that secret wish to see the trapeze artist fall, to see him smash his bones against the ground, spill his dark blood on the sand, that fundamental wish to see the lions fight over the tamer’s remains, the wish to see the horse drag the rider around with her foot caught in the stirrup, striking her head in rhythm against the edge of the ring, and for them we have launched this circus, the best, the ultimate, the circus where human pyramids collapse at their base, the knife thrower sinks his blades (on accident, always on accident) into his assistant’s breast, the bear shreds the gypsy’s face with his paw, and because of this, because the worst case scenarios play out and because we always want what we don’t have, the audience’s desires shift: sick of disasters and failures they begin to wish that the trapeze artist’s hands reach it in time, that the tamer keep the lions under control, that the rider make it back to the saddle, and instead of being filled with death and horror, the secret places of their hearts begin to brim with horrified kindness, with hope for the happiness of others, and thus they leave our show happy with themselves, proud of their humanity, feeling they are better for it, that they are decent, sensitive, and well intentioned people, the generous public of the most perfect of circuses.

Dragon (Photo: Ville Miettinen)
The Dragon
The problem is that the dragon doesn’t know how to do anything. He’s too old to fly and can hardly manage a pathetic liftoff similar to that of a chicken. Though two columns of smoke do weakly ascend from his scaly nostrils, he’s no longer capable of expelling his punishing fire. He’s interesting, the director says, very interesting, but better suited to a zoo than a circus. When the time comes he could be stuffed and make a fine addition to any museum.
And the owner, or perhaps the dragon’s agent, leaves the circus depressed, his troupe of winged species in tow, a sluggish-looking griffin, a family of vegetarian vampires, a former angel who clumsily displays the stumps of his amputated wings.
Naumachias and Pantomimes
In the beginning, they imitated us. The ancient Romans, more than anyone, achieved a level of perfection. In the circus pantomimes, the actors were typically criminals condemned to death. They would enter the arena with gold-embroidered tunics and purple capes. The clothing was shortly lit on fire and the wrongdoers would burn to death. The public called these garments the tunica molesta. These would also be smeared with resin: the blaze would convert the people into human torches that would light up the night. Sometimes the pantomimes would recreate historic events or essentially tragic myths, like the castration of Attis.
But the pitched battles and more than anything the naumachias, simulated naval battles, were much bloodier due to the number of participants. The most significant naumachia was clearly the one organized by the emperor Claudius in the year 52 A.D. In an enormous artificial lake where a simulated Sicilian fleet battled a Rhodian fleet, 19,000 men fought to the death.
Among us, no show has been as successful as that of World War II, for its duration and for the number of people involved. Nevertheless, when it ended, some people condemned it. Fifty-five million people had died, and you don’t reproduce that easily. From that point on, and especially since the development of nuclear weapons (how wonderfully inventive they are!), they prefer limited confrontations, like Vietnam, tribal wars in Africa, the war on terror, the Balkans, ultimately limited situations that allow us to enjoy the show and make bets without truly risking this entertaining and warlike species.
Circus Prometheus
Art or entertainment? If the vulture digs his beak deep into Prometheus’s liver, is it art or entertainment?
It’s art if it’s blood that’s dyeing the bird’s beak, if it’s blood that spouts and gushes from the body, if it’s blood reddening the rocks to which the man is chained. But if it’s a mixture of glycerin and ketchup, it’s just entertainment, a big circus. Of course, there are those who believe just the opposite.
Meanwhile, since we can’t test it from this distance, you just have to enjoy the spectacle. There’s a show every day.

Sword Swallorwer Miss Behave (Photo: Amanda Farah)
Sword Swallowers’ Misfortunes
Sword swallowers are seldom talked about. They live under a cloud of misfortune: the audience can only see part of their act. For this reason, half of their act is designed to demonstrate that the other half isn’t a trick. Many have died trying to prove something.
Signor Benedetti would swallow objects given to him by the audience. According to a Havana newspaper in 1874, at one event he swallowed a general’s sword and several canes but failed in an attempt to swallow an umbrella.
Maud Churchill would pass her sword among the crowd so that people could examine it. In 1926, performing before the King and Queen of England, a spectator nicked the blade. Maud died several days later, believing that she had finally proven the authenticity of her act.
In 1947, Tony Marino was the first to swallow a neon tube and light it to demonstrate that it wasn’t a trick. The circus erupted in applause. The artist, caught up in the moment, bowed. They saved him in a hospital in Detroit.
In a town in Hungary in 1952, the German artist Stephan Baum swallowed a skeptical spectator whole. When a microphone was near his esophagus, a voice could clearly be heard saying “Turn on the light. This is a trick.”