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Why They Fought


An open cabildo discussed the legitimacy of the viceroy and the new local government that replaced him.

On 20th May 1810, the third day of the “Semana de Mayo” in which Argentina began its fight for political independence from Spain, revolutionaries decided to stage a production of Voltaire’s ‘Rome Saved’. The alternate title of the play, and its most dramatic figure, was Catiline—the Roman politician who urged his fellow-conspirators to murder Cicero and Cato, burn the city, break up the corrupt Senate, and take back power for the people.

One might have expected main actor and revolutionary Morante to take the part of insurgent Catiline. In fact, he did just the opposite—playing Cicero, who executed these conspirators without due process. The chief of police, aware of the potentially unpleasant repercussions which might fall out from any treatment of tyranny no matter who wore which tights, requested Morante to feign illness and not appear, so a last-minute production of the German ‘Misanthropy and Repentance’ might be subbed in. (Perhaps a counter-move wanting in subtlety.) Morante took the stage regardless; his compatriots cheered him on; cries rang out for the freedom of Buenos Aires, and a skirmish with authorities began.

But the puzzle persists. Why did the revolutionary choose to play the incumbent and conservative leader? (“We want a chief, a warrior, a dictator,” at one point Morante cried.) And why did so many of the revolutionaries’ writings call for a powerful central government, at times even a monarchy? According to priest and scholar Guillermo Furlong, the solution to these mysteries is that the struggle for independence was never waged by or on behalf of ordinary Argentine individuals at all—instead, the revolutionaries’ objective was to replace ineffective Spanish central power with a native version of the same, sustaining authority in more effective form.

‘The Golden Key’

Furlong wasn’t the first or last person to put forward this notion, but he was one of the most dedicated to tracing precisely the ideas behind events. Born in 1889 in Santa Fe, the son of Irish immigrants, he followed his Jesuit training in Córdoba with studies at the Monastery of Veruela in Aragón, Spain; at Georgetown University, in Washington D.C; and, after a period teaching Argentine history at the Colegio del Salvador in Buenos Aires, at a theological institute in Barcelona. The fruit of years of solitary reading and writing in his spartan room (bare except for high-stacked piles of books), as well as snumerous trips around the world to dig through archives, was an astounding 2000 works—the most famous his 759-page doorstopper ‘Nacimiento y desarrollo de la filosofía en el Río de la Plata 1536-1810′.

Guillermo Furlong at his study

Furlong’s work challenged the traditional account, which claimed that the roots of the Argentine fight for independence lay in the two revolutions in France and the United States championing individual rights and a contract-based society. Rousseau in particular was often cited as an influence on Argentine revolutionaries—an idea still so current that in this weekend’s edition of Clarín’s magazine supplement, the popular historian Felipe Pigna simply puts it forward as an assumption in his column. For Furlong, however, the idea of Rousseau as an influence was absurd. Not only did the revolutionaries never argue for a social contract between sovereign individuals, they may not even have had access to Rousseau’s texts at all. (The first edition of the ‘Contrat Social’ was published in Paris in 1762, but only reached Argentina in 1810, months after the revolution had already occurred.)

And yet Furlong was firmly committed to the idea of intellectual—not simply economic—influences. For him there was most definitely a “philosopher of the revolution,” the identity of whom the title of one of his articles leaves little room for doubt: ‘Francisco Suárez Fue el Filósofo de la Revolución’. “It was the Spanish philosopher and not the French philosopher,” he writes, “who gave men in 1810 the golden key to open the gates of liberty.” If, today, Suárez’ name doesn’t ring familiar in Western ears the same way that (say) Locke or Hobbes does, it is true that for a vast stretch of the 16th to 18th century he was a theologian and jurist of considerable importance, widely taught in Europe. (Leibniz inveighed bitterly against his influence in German universities.) Suárez was referred to as the Doctor Eximio, and was a scholastic—but unlike many scholastics, wrote in elegant prose and concerned himself with the practicalities of politics.

What attracted Argentine revolutionaries to Suárez’ work—and the reason why his ‘Defensio Fidei’ was burned in London on the order of James I—was its injunction against divine right and absolute monarchy. This didn’t imply democracy. Instead, Suárez based his argument on the idea of a pre-existing pact between a government and a (naturally social, family-based) people, eternal and arranged by God. Any temporal ruler could fill the place, and no particular leader had a divine blessing; the ruler was less important than the existence of the pact itself. Following Suárez’s theory, then, the Argentine people had a pact with Spain, and would have remained happy with any Spanish governor so long as he served as an efficient coordinating force. It was only when Spain couldn’t uphold its end of the bargain that Argentines were forced to fill the void.

Far from being an effective authority, in 1810 Spain was putting on a poor show as colonizer, dealing distractedly with its overseas holdings. There were problems enough to deal with at home, as French invasions during the Napoleonic Wars threw the country into chaos. England seized the advantage to attempt naval claims on the Rio de la Plata, an ideal market for the flush of goods produced by the industrial revolution. When Spain failed to come to Argentina’s defense, the latter was forced to fend for itself; the sacred pact was broken. In a way, then, the assertion of Argentine identity was a matter of convenience—with Spain weak, Argentine élites needed to replace the country’s authority, as it indeed did with its first government (the “primera junta”).

To put it another way, Argentina became Spain, became its own imperializer, and even used the Spanish philosophy of Suárez to justify itself. As Furlong writes, the Argentine revolutionaries were “more Spanish than the Spanish”; the Semana de Mayo was “less a fight between slaves and owners, than a transfer of power between gentlemen.”

Francisco Suárez is considered the most brilliant and influential early-modern philosophers. He wrote on metaphysics, theology and epistemology.

Appraisals

Does Furlong’s theory make sense? Suárez never visited the country in person, but he did have a strong influence in Latin America through the activities of Spanish missionary priest José Aprieta. His books were well represented in libraries in Argentina’s major cities during the revolutionary period, even when Cartesianism rather than scholasticism began to dominate, and even after the expulsion of the Jesuits from Argentina (which Furlong also attributes to the philosophy of Suárez). In the claustros of Córdoba, revolutionaries “read avidly and commented arduously” on the ‘Opera Omnia, Disputationes Metaphysicae, De Legibus’, and other texts. The currency of these ideas on the continent was of course even stronger—when Belgrano traveled with Rivadavia through Europe, he absorbed them fully, and grew convinced that a Suárez-esque monarchy with a single, replaceable leader was the country’s best option. Somewhat romantically, he envisioned this scenario in Argentina as a recreation of the Incan empire.

Others are not so convinced of the importance of Suárez. Perhaps Furlong worked too hard to justify Jesuit ideas in arguing for scholasticism as a revolutionary movement; perhaps he attached too much weight to Spanish intellectual influences. His ‘Nacimiento y desarrollo’ was published in 1952 by the Fundación Vitoria y Suárez, formed in Buenos Aires under the sponsorship of the Institución Cultural Española; the edition was published “with the generous help” of the Instituto de Cultura Hispánica in Madrid.

Or perhaps the theory might be taken as another representative in the genre of clever, involuting metaphysical accounts. In “La Revolución,” the first volume of his series ‘La Evolución de las Ideas Argentinas’,” José Ingenieros alludes to the claims of Argentine paleontologist Florentino Ameghino for human origins in South America—in a sense, European conquistadores were actually the genetic descendants of the Indians, and in the New World simply “discovered” themselves. Similarly, for Suárez (popularized through Furlong), revolutionaries may have appeared to be overthrowing Spanish leadership—but in reality were simply acting the colonizer, replicating the structure.

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Weekly News Roundup, May 11th.


“I know you don’t read the news, but it’s friday, I know this.

So I’m going to educate you today.

‘Cause it’s friday, you ain’t got no (real) job,

and you ain’t got shit to do – till 1am when you head to Pacha Jet!”

Did you enjoy that opening? It was a contribution by over-enthusiastic reader Mychael H.

Great job Mychael! I’m gonna put it right here on the refrigerator door. And those who didn’t like it, take it up with him.

Now here’s everything you need to know:

Transgender people throughout the country celebrated that once again equality comes first. (Photo/Wikipedia)

  • This week Congress seemed to remember that they are supposed to do something and passed two very important laws. First, the “Gender Identity” law, which seeks to provide citizens the power to “freely develop their personalities in accordance with their gender identity,” and the right “to be treated according to their gender identity.” This, of course, includes their DNI, which will have to state their gender of choice.
  • The second law passed is the “Dignified Death” law, which grants terminally-ill patients the “right to express their will concerning the refusal of surgical procedures, artificial reanimation or life-support treatment.” This excludes, however, euthanasia and assisted suicide. Pretty fucking good, eh? Pretty fucking good… (except for religious conservatives, who are running in circles as we speak, horrified by society’s continuous moral decay). So while in the Northern Hemisphere half of the United States is kind of entering the 21st century and North Carolina is going back to the Dark Ages, Argentina breezes in to the 23rd century, maybe.
  • And now onto the Brits. They are pissed, you know? And rightfully so, since that Malvinas “Olympics” ad was kind of uncalled for. Sure, it poses a legitimate claim and it helps maintain the Malvinas sovereignty debate alive, but it also brings a political debate into the Olympics ecochamber, which we all know is verboten, even though it has been happening since Nazi Germany, when Jesse Owens (a black guy!) won a gold medal and Adolf Hitler pissed his pants in anger. So the political cognoscenti vowed revenge against the Argentine population and shot back with their ultimate weapon: this.
  • Are you kidding me? From all the things you could use to mock Argentina you chose to make fun of… tardiness? I mean, this country is comedy gold and all you could think of was that? OK, at the risk of being deemed a traitor by the Argentine population, let me give you some advice on what you can make fun of next time you want to mock Argentina:
  • President Cristina Fernández de Kirchner, of course, was offended at the British for being offended. Here’s her speech about it. Just so you know, she doesn’t say anything she hasn’t said a million times before. She rants about how creativity is a lot better than bombing other countries. A false analogy that I personally loved.
  • Sure, now that the YPF expropriation bill has been passed no one in the country cares about it anymore. But the European Union has a long memory, and even though this whole thing happened like ten days ago the political confederation refuses to forget, and this week they warned that retaliation is imminent. Whatever it is they do, let’s hope it’s better than that fucking “tardiness” ad.
  • “But this has no information value!“, you say? Oh please. As if you really came here every Friday to be informed.
  • Are you one of the millions of Movistar users whose life was seriously endangered for several hours when the company’s service went down a couple of months ago and people couldn’t update their Twitter accounts? If you are not, then skip this, this doesn’t concern you. If you are, then congrats! The wait is over and after many days of great injustice and abandonment, you’re being reimbursed $10 (pesos, not dollars) for all the trouble caused. Yay, Capitalism.
  • Are you one of the millions of Claro users whose life was seriously endangered for several hours when the company’s service went down on Wednesday and people couldn’t update their Twitter accounts? If you’re not, then skip this, this doesn’t concern you. If you are, then you’re fucked. Yeah, that’s right. Claro outsmarted Movistar this week, and after many users complained about a massive service disruption the company blamed the Macri administration, accusing some City workers of accidentally “severing a fiber optics cable.” Sure, the Government is again considering a fine against the company, but they have warned that this case is “different” because it somehow accused Macri of fucking something up *wink, wink*.
  • Are you a Personal user? Then watch out, you’re next.
  • Next time you brag about how cool and elegant it is to live in Recoleta, remind me to bring this up so I can call you a destitute and shut you up for good.
  • This guy died, and even though you never heard of / cared for him, it was a pretty big deal because he was one of Argentina’s most beloved cartoonist. Honor him by at least clicking on that link. You don’t even have to read the story, just click on it so you can at least pretend you care.
  • Fame hath no glory! Last year it was Justin Bieber and the baseless, shameless accusations that he had

    This is the (possible) rapist Wachiturro, not to be confused with the other five Wachiturros who look exactly the same. In fact, I’m not even sure this is the one in trouble, but this is the only photo Wikipedia had to offer, so fuck it. (Photo/Wikipedia)

    impregnated one of his fans, which not only is ridiculous because Justin is like, the best guy in like, EVER and he would never do that, but also because he’s still like fifteen years away from producing sperm. So now, of course, it happened to one of the country’s youngest, brightest talents: Wachiturros smokin’ hot member DJ Memo. Mr. Memo was arrested (and later released on bail) in Santiago del Estero last Sunday after allegedly trying to rape a 13-year-old, who happened to be the daughter of a police officer. Lies, all lies! Also, probably true.

  • By the way, considering that two months ago another Wachiturro was arrested before boarding a plane in a Chilean airport for cleverly making a joke about having a bomb or something stupid like that, I guess this means the boy band is now down to only four members. Come back in a few months when two of them are killed while trying to rob a bank and the boy band is downgraded to a duet.
  • In the non-important news department (football), the Argentine Football Association (AFA) has announced a series of changes in their tournaments that I really don’t give a flying fuck about. But since you probably do, here’s some (probably inaccurate) info: Starting in the 2012/2013 season, the new Argentine championship tournament (thanks, Twitter nitpickers) will be divided in two tournaments, each one of them containing 19 rounds. The Apertura and Clausura tournaments will be re-branded “Inicial” and “Final” tournaments, and their respective winners will clash in a final match that will decide the fate of humanity.
  • I don’t mean to brag, but I wrote that whole paragraph by myself, no help! OK, I had help. I pretty much stole the whole thing from here and just translated it. Whatever.
  • Now here’s an idea that I’m sure is gonna go far: the AFA, that lugubrious nest full of backstabbing vultures, is “studying” the implementation of a possible new system labeled “AFA Plus” aimed at stopping “the power and influence of the barra bravas (or ‘hooligans’) in the Argentine football.” The idea is to register every single football club member and whoever has a history of violence will not be allowed into the game. The anti-hooligan movement was sparked by Independiente president Javier Cantero who said he was sick and tired of violence and is leading a personal crusade against them. Good luck with that! I mean, have you clicked on that Wikipedia link for barra bravas? Despite their absolutely hilarious names in English (“The heavy of the Port”, “The Drunkard of the Stand“), these guys are blood-thirsty goons that will not hesitate to kill you if you stand in their way. And considering that according to that Wikipedia page there’s like a million of them, stopping them means no more audience. Can you imagine? It would be like a dream come true (for me).
  • Waaaaaay down in the pyramid league of Argentine football there’s apparently a division called Torneo Argentino C, which I assume must be made up of little league teams (actually 319 of them!) that no one gives a shit about. Except for this week, when everyone paid attention to this relatively unknown team from Santiago del Estero named Sportivo Fernández (Sorry, no Wikipedia page! But here’s their sad little Facebook page with less than 550 likes. Do them a favor and like them out of pity). Sportivo Fernández was apparently defeated by Tucumán’s Sportivo Aguilares, so the fans, outraged for such a blatant display of poor footballing skills, aptly reacted by spraying the players with acid and gasoline. Well yeah, what did you expect? At least they didn’t spit on them. That’s gross.

Have a great weekend, everyone!

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Weekly News Roundup, May 27th.


It’s Friday again!

And I’ll be damned, we’re all still here.

No, seriously, there I was, sitting at home waiting for 6 PM last Saturday and BAM! Nothing happened. Fortunately, the lunatic who predicted the world would end last week now said he got his facts wrong and it’s actually going to happen on October 21st. And guess what: it’s a Friday! So I guess I will keep milking this crap for at least five more months.

So without any further ado, this is what you need to know:

Spanish Viceroy Baltasar Hidalgo de Cisneros, who even by 1810 standards, looked totally gay. (Photo/Wikipedia)

  • Happy birthday Argentina! Believe it or not, the reason why you were all able to celebrate last Tuesday night until sunrise was not because Sugar Bar was reopening, but because last Wednesday the country celebrated Veinticinco de Mayo. No, you idiots, Veinticinco de Mayo has nothing to do with Cinco de Mayo, although people use both holidays to drink their lives away. The Veinticinco de Mayo, AKA the May Revolution, commemorates the revolution of May 25th, 1810, when the local population managed to oust the Spanish Viceroy and set up an Argentine government instead. The saddest part of this story? That I’m talking to myself because you couldn’t care less about Argentine history. I bet you didn’t even click on that “May Revolution” link to Wikipedia, you bastard! Agh, sometimes I don’t know why I even bother with you.
  • In order to follow tradition of drinking hot cocoa and getting stuffed on churros, the government set up several outposts throughout the city in which they would offer people some free hot chocolate to fight the cold, rainy Wednesday morning. Thousands of people stood in line, only to find some guys pouring chocolate milk in your cup directly from some industrial sized furnace on wheels that looked like something the UNHCR would use in order to feed displaced refugees in some far away Somali town. The fact that they were soldiers didn’t help, either. Oh well, at least the celebrations at the Plaza de Mayo on Wednesday evening were actually pretty cool.
  • President Cristina Fernández de Kirchner, however, was having a shitty day on Wednesday since besides being a national holiday, her late husband, former President Néstor Kirchner had also been born on a May 25th and this was the first time since he passed away that she was commemorating it alone. On a televised speech, she once again avoided mentioning whether she would be running for reelection or not and asked God “to make her strong enough to build a different country.” Which I guess means they’re talking to each other again! Because, you know… according to the Catholic Church, ever since that whole “gay marriage thing,” God was pretty pissed.
  • And speaking of anniversaries that no one cares about, did you know that the Monumental Tower (popularly known as the “Tower of the English”) turned 95 this week? Come on, you know what I’m talking about. That huge-ass tower you see every time you return to Buenos Aires and enter the Retiro Station after some bus trip to Rosario because you were too cheap to get a plane ticket. Right, that one! Well, that tower was a gift by the English back in 1910 in order to commemorate Argentina’s first century. Of course, it took them six years to finish it, since back then you couldn’t just email people telling them what you needed. So the tower was inaugurated as the Tower of the English and everybody loved it, but then the Malvinas/Falklands War took place in 1982 and Argentines decided to change its name to “Monumental Tower.” Please don’t judge, the US decided to go from French Fries to Freedom Fries in 2003, and they weren’t even at war. So shut up.
  • The Mothers of the Plaza de Mayo Association, a human rights organization led by the mothers of the disappeared during the cruel military dictatorship in the 70′s, suffered a serious PR nightmare this week, when its representative Sergio Schocklender was accused of embezzlement and misuse of public funds. It turns out that this guy has been using our money to build himself a nice 19-room mansion with the taxpayers money.Naughty, naughty! Oh, did I mention that this guy killed his parents back in the 80′s? Because he did.
  • You may not have noticed because I know you don’t give a shit, but last Sunday night the Martín Fierro Awards were on. “What are those?” you say? Well, think of the Emmys, only cheaper (although equally boring). I would go into who won what, but a) you don’t know who they are, and b) like I said you don’t give a shit. So here’s a compilation of the embarrassing job that the host, actor Mike Amigorena, did and let’s leave it at that. Don’t worry, you don’t need to understand Spanish to cringe at the awkward pauses.
  • This week, in your obligatory Dancing With the Stars section: Brace yourselves! Pamela Anderson has landed in Buenos Aires. And just like Mike Tyson, she lands, she dances, she gets paid, and she flies back to LA where she gets to stay away from all the horrible latinos drooling over her, until she returns back next week. Oh, and also, I don’t really think she knows what the hell is going on around her. But shhhh, let’s just watch her dance, shall we?
  • Argentine film “Las Acacias” won the Golden Camera award in the Cannes Film Festival last week. Congrats! Too bad no one is going to see it because no one gives a shit about Argentine films here. You don’t believe me? Well, smart ass, as you can see there’s not even a link to it on Wikipedia, proving the lack of interest. Here’s a link to it’s IMDB profile in case you really want to know the plot, but I’m sure you don’t.
  • Not to alarm you or anything, but England just announced that the

    It will be ironic to see the Monumental Tower blown to pieces by the HMS Edinburgh. Quasi poetic. (Photo/Wikipedia)

    destroyer HMS Edinburgh has set sail towards the Malvinas/Falkland Islands to do some unexpected “protection work” in the area. Oh-oh. We’re fucked.

  • Scandal! Diego Maradona (of course) made some shocking statements to the press this week when he accused current AFA President and FIFA Senior Vicepresident Julio Grondona of being part of a plot to give drugs to Argentine players in a match against Australia in 1993. Grondona, outraged replied that…- I’m sorry, time out. Could you please explain to me how this is a scandal? Does somebody really give a shit about a football game that took place 20 years ago? And Maradona taking drugs. Seriously? You’re surprised about that? *sigh* Whatever. Anyway, you know how it is, Grondona said he’s outraged and Maradona mentioned a “speedy coffee” that the players were given in order to perform better in the field. There, case closed.
  • Hey, football fans (whoever you are)! Excited about that Copa America thing? I’m not! But I’m sure you are, so here’s the boring, poorly performed catchy tune that is going to be playing non-stop for as long that fucking tournament is invading our everyday lives. Seriously man, I thought that Waka-Waka shit was terrible, but this makes me want to stab my ears with a screwdriver.
  • Like something that sounds like the beginning of some bad horror movie, customs security agents discovered today that a package sent via mail from La Paz, Bolivia to an apartment in Recoleta contained the remains of a 3000-year old Peruvian mummy and three skulls. The recipient of the package is now detained, since investigators believe he was looking to sell the remains to a private collector. Oh, and if you were wondering if the mummy came back to life after midnight and killed the entire Customs staff because they didn’t have the appropriate talisman needed in order to vanquish the demon inside it, it didn’t.

Have a great weekend, everyone!

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